Starr

Starr is a 2008 comedy/mystery film written and directed by John White. The story is about a star getting killed after he fled from his unsuccessful performance of a remake, and now a creature-turned boy must find the killer. The film was intentionally rated PG-13 for adult language, adult content, and violence.

Plot
The star (Randy Orton) is in the play “I’m Going to Beat Up the Monster”. He approaches the monster (Mr. Cricket) and kills him. The star then approaches the Princess (Diana Rotz) and kills the fire fighter. Everybody starts to boo at the performance, one of the people stating that he’d rather go outside and try to dodge rain. Another said that the play was just plain horrible. The star attacks the man and everyone runs out. Due to the unsuccessfulness of the play, the star goes to Mario (Charles Martinet) and asks him who is the fairest of them all. Mario says that the star sucks at life. The star is angry so he insults Mario. Mario threatens to beat up the star. The star attempts to beat up Mario, and then runs away. The star falls off the balcony and dies.

A gay couple (Eduardo and Wilt) asks their children how the play was. The children (Victoria Treeman, Sokka Cuss, India Ng) extremely panned the play. The first man runs away, and the other man dies. The children, except for one child (Raichu), get out of the house. The one child turns from a creature to a boy (Aaron Fils) and goes to find the murderer of the star.

The boy enters an Aerosmith concert, only to find another band that is horrible. The boy runs away when things go amuck, and runs to Mario. Mario kills the boy, and starts an apocalyptic storm, making people weird and making all animals talk. Mario then announces world domination.

Cast

 * Randy Orton as the star
 * Mr. Cricket as the monster
 * Diana Rotz as the princess
 * Charles Martinet as Mario
 * Eduardo and Wilt as the gay couple
 * Victoria Treeman as Child #1
 * Sokka Cuss as Child #2
 * India Ng as Child #3
 * Aaron Fils as the boy

(And by the way, these are figurines, not the real thing)

Delay
Because John White's card reader is missing, the film was delayed to July 18.